booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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a special message for a very special someone

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

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I think this should be brought to people’s attention..


I showed my boyfriend this and he started laughing… Then paused and said, “I don’t know why I thought that was so funny”… Then called me a jerk for not laughing with him.


bitchjerkassbut:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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imageeven the babiesimagei meanimage

this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

#just like america

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sweatyeah:

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD


I’m a little teapot! Short and stout!


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ritualx:

axnxkxax:

This is so beautiful.

IT’S SO CLEAR AND CRISP AND HER VOICE IS SO SHARP THIS IS FANTASTIC 

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esgaype:

esgaype:

i’m watching frozen hans is such a cutie aw

wrong wrong wrong i was so wrong never have i been more wrong

Brilliant

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second down left side. Love

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spooningwithhipsters:

ke$ha’s butt appreciation - “dirty love”

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I don’t want your fancy things, champagne tastes like piss to me, I just want your… love!

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f3tchh:

earl-frank-sun:

girlspines:

pregnat4:

k1mkardashian:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i thought this was a chicken with its hands on its hips

omfg 

IM TRYING SO HARD TO SEE THE CHICKEN BUT ALL I SEE IS A PUG???



that is one sassy chicken

oh my fucking GOD



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Sagittarius tend to be brutally honest. 365 notes

enteeeeeeeeeerpriiiiiiiiiise:

sweetie-bot:

imgonnariverdance:

we-are-just-misguided-ghosts:

i-will-love-you-better:

superstunfisk:

“how to piss off an entire nation” an autobiography by Texas

just a nation? shit, I’m in ireland and I’m pissed off

Australian and pissed off.

Even here in Asia. Pissed.

fuck i’m in canada and i’m pissed

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