my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this
so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i just
even the babiesi mean
this goes with almost all predator birds
like look at this bearded vulture
such a majestic creature
but then it’s like
or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful
even good old bald eagle
like wow so regal
it just looks confused
#just like america
This is so beautiful.
IT’S SO CLEAR AND CRISP AND HER VOICE IS SO SHARP THIS IS FANTASTIC
i’m watching frozen hans is such a cutie aw
wrong wrong wrong i was so wrong never have i been more wrong
second down left side. Love
ke$ha’s butt appreciation - “dirty love”
I don’t want your fancy things, champagne tastes like piss to me, I just want your… love!
“how to piss off an entire nation” an autobiography by Texas
just a nation? shit, I’m in ireland and I’m pissed off
Australian and pissed off.
Even here in Asia. Pissed.
fuck i’m in canada and i’m pissed